higgi.dev
Hi, I'm a software engineer based in London. I'm passionate about building great products. Here's some more stuff about me. Hope you like it, sorry if you don't. I'm a software engineer, not a people engineer. Maybe I should have been a people engineer. Oh well. Too late now. We can work together. Or not. It's up to you. I'm not fussed. I'm fussed. Please work with me.
Trusted by these great people! (and some other people)
What I can do for you
I can do a lot of things. But I can't do everything. So don't ask me to do everything. I'll say no. And then you'll be sad. And I don't want you to be sad.
Web Development
Let me help you exist online.
SEO
Let me help you be seen.
Digital Marketing
Let me help you be heard.
Why choose me?
"Well, why not?" - You, soon, probably.
Easy to use
I'm easy to get along with, and I'm not a complete idiot despite my best efforts to convince you otherwise.
Reliable
Deep-seated psychological issues stemming from childhood trauma mean that I hate letting people down, so I'll do my best to make sure I don't. No promises though.
Fast
Quicker turnarounds than political u-turns. And that's something to be proud of. I think.
Lovable
Try me, you'll love me. Or at the very least you'll be able to put up with me. I hope.
Adaptable
Like a chameleon but without the weird eyes. Or the tongue. Or the ability to change colour. So not really like a chameleon at all. But I can adapt to your needs.
Learner
I might not know everything, but I'm like, super fast at learning. Well, Googling. But that's basically the same thing, right?
A rough idea of what I charge.
It's really hard to put a price without knowing what you need, but I always get annoyed when I can't find pricing on a website, so here you go. All prices are rough estimates and are subject to change. I'm not a lawyer, but I think that covers me legally.
SEO Audit
Let's find out what's wrong with your website!
£899
/site
- 1 Website
- 1 Report
- Recommendations for improvement
- Keyword Opportunities
- Competitor Analysis
- Tailored Strategy
Your Idea Realised
I'll take your idea and turn it into a real product that you can show to people.
£25k+
- MVP Development of your idea.
- Regular consultations and updates.
- Validate your idea with real users.
- Full development of your product.
- Post-MVP support available.
Rapid Roast 🏎️
I will tear apart your landing page in 24 hours or less.
£599
/page
- 1 Page
- 1 Roast
- Conversion Rate Optimisation Suggestions
I'm the talk of the town*
*Normally not in a good way. All testimonials are real, but names, roles, and faces have been changed to protect the innocent. And the guilty. And the people who don't want to be associated with me.
One of the most annoying people I've ever met
Jim Jimmerson
CEO at Company
Fine, I'll give you a f*cking testimonial. You're fine.
Chace Rodgers
CTO at Adidas
It is astounding you have made it this far in life given your complete lack of skills, talent, and charm.
Cornelius Sheppard
CEO at Company
You're a great guy, but you're not a good guy.
Destinee Woods
CEO at Company
I don't even know what you do, but I know you're not good at it.
Kaleb Mccormick
CEO at Company
Never before has someone so consistently failed to meet my expectations.
Jazmin Mccall
CEO at Company
Once you get to know him, you'll really wish you hadn't.
Davin McCormick
CEO at Company
Work with me
If you're convinced I'm who you need, let's get started. If you're not convinced, let's get started anyway. You'll come around.
Frequently asked questions
Honestly, are any FAQs really frequently asked? I doubt it. But here are some questions you might have.